If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Caramel Boing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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