Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

mexicans fishing

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

The Princess is in another castle

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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