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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A bar walks into a man

Knock Knock. Doors open

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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