What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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