- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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