why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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