What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Q: How do get a person to leave you alone ? A: Suck out his eye-balls stuff them in your ears to muffle the sound of his screaming as you head-butt him into a fine paste. Then proceed to spread or squeeze sed paste on to delicious food substance and eat sed delicious food substance. Then carry on with the rest of your day like nothing happened. (P.S. Just ignore any letters about court cases or arrests)

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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