- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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