What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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How do you end a sentence

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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