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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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