- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

knock knock

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled ice cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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