- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

I'd like to make a withdraw

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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