this website even though its hilarious.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

your no better than a cockroach

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

I was watching Fox news.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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