RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

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Cancer.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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