- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

Why did the man die? He was old.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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