- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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