- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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