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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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