Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Twelve people are in a plane. One of them says: "Man, we really are not so many in this plane" Another one replies: "It's because it's a 12 seats plane." Another says: "Do 12 seats planes even exist?" Another one answers: "Of course they do." Another person says: "Guys, are we even flying?" Someone says: "I don't know" Another says: "Yes, we're flying, look out the window." Another says: "I have cancer." Someone reacts: "Oh, I'm really sorry for you" Another: "Yes, me too" Someone adds: "It's really terrible" Another says: "Has science made any progress recently?" The plane crashes.

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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