some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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the redsox

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Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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