- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

It's likely that very few people will read this.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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