What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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drew edminstin is a rat

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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