- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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