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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

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