Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

An Aisian failed a test

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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