- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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