Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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