Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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._____________________. Whale!

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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What's your blood type? Red.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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