What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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There were three blondes hanging off a freezing cold helicopter. A burnette, a red head, and a blonde. The redhead's hands were getting cold so she let go so she could blow on them to keep them warm. She fell off the helicopter and down the cliff. A little later, the burnette did the same thing, i mean their hands were cold. But the blode then said " guys, your doing it wrong. You have to do it like this." She blew one hand at a time, " not like this: she showed them how they did it and fell off too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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