what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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