- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Robin, get in the car, please.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

I woke up today

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

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