Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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