- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

okay so theres this guy.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Women can vote? wtf

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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