whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

hiya

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

hi charles lattuca III

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Knock, Knock Who's There

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

whats white and sticky glue

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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