- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

women's rights.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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