What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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What does water taste like? Water

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A whole 'nother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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