- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

okay so theres this guy.

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