Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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