- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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