- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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