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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

Charles Manson is innocent.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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