Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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mental kid

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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