- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

There was a chicken. It squarked.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

This is my favorite antijoke.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

A miserable man committed suicide.

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