- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

The truth is he loves her!!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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