Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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