- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A jew enters a mall.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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