- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Who wants water? I do.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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