why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What? Huh?

you see theres this guy.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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