- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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