- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

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Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

i just wrote this so hard

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Mooses

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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