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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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