- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

A Mormon walks into a bar

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