- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Wait! hundred billions!

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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