- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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