Can midgets still have big dreams?

Refridgerator.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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