- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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