Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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Women's rights.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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