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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Refridgerator.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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