Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Christ is a conspiracy

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

I literally died laughing

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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