- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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