roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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LOL

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Indians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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