- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did David go swimming? Pink sock.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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