- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

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