What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

When is a door not a door? Never.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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