- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Oh, go away

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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