A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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