- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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