- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Poker? I barely even know her.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

ecks! why zee?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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