What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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