Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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