What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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