Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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I am quite mature.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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Racial Equality

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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Anti Joke

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