One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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ever tried african food? they neither

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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