how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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White NBA players.

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Want to hear something funny? Sure, what? 9/11

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alex is cool

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Women's rights

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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