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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Okay, after this one then...

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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