- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Sir, your wife is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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