Skrillex.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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