- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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