There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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