a black man did not eat chicken.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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