- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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