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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Neither did she.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

kennah campion when she talks

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