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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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