Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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