- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Jack Stevens

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Anthony sucks

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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