- Anti Joke

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

A jew enters a mall.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

13 =B you just learned something

why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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