Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Soccer...

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Major League Soccer

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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