- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

G:nock nock B:come in!

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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