A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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what dyu call a jew on the moon? a problem. what dyu call ten jews on the moon? a bigger problem. what dyu call all the jews on the moon? problem solved.

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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