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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

united we sit, cause we're fat

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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