- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

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