What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

My spelling is horrible

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

2 black kids walk into school

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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