- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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